My thoughts are all over the place today.
I can't keep it straight. HA - Shocker.
So here is the list or should I say RANT - just to help me work it out.
- Just because I choose to eat lunch at my desk does NOT mean that I am working. I AM IN FACT AT LUNCH. You may see me, but I'm not here. DO NOT TALK TO ME OR ASK ME FOR ANYTHING until the food is removed from my desk and the somewhat relaxed look is gone from my face!
- Old men in sweater vests should not hit on women. You look stupid and your sweater smells like moth balls. GROSS!
- I love my dog. He makes me purely happy. When he crawls into my lap and takes a deep breath, my world is perfecty content.
- Green beer scares me. I can only imagine that it makes all your insides green and scary looking. Nevermind the fact that I'm drinking enough beer that the green dye would probably come through my pores the next morning.
- I am opinionated. Just because my opinion varies 180 degrees from yours does NOT make me a bitch. Get over yourself and realize that you are not the only person with strong ideas and convictions.
- I love a good set of soft soft sheets.
- Men under the age of 30 should have to wear green wristbands so that I know to stay way the hell away.
- I wear my sunglasses on my head EVEN when it is raining. WHY? Because I can't find a fucking headband that makes my hair look as good as my sunglasses. THAT'S WHY!!!
- If you don't like what you're doing with your life FIX IT. Do not whine and complain and make people feel sorry for you - FIX IT. (side bar - I SO need to listen to my own words sometimes - I admit this!!!!!!)
- Ignorance is NOT an excuse.
- At the end of a long day or any day, I love the sound of my mother's voice.
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2 comments:
HAHA, Love the comment about lunch. My boss never gets it, he thinks it is an invitation to talk to me, as does my damn coworker that just walked in here.
-Anne
I love the comment about the lunch too. At my old job I would hang a big obnoxious sign up that said LUNCH-DO NOT DISTURB. Then when people would walk over to my desk and COMPLETELY ignore the sign and ask me a question, I wouldn't even turn around, I would just point to the sign and keep playing on the internet and eating my salad. WOW, that would really piss people off...I LOVED IT!! hehehehee
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